Did steroids make Todd Sauerbrun smart

The Nation knows Carolina steroid user/punter Todd Sauerbrun, currently the punter for the New England Patriots shows a penchant for stupid comments.  We know he juiced to get ready for his rigorous role as defensive tackle, linebacker, punter and whiner.

We know Sauerbrun paid weekly fines for being fat carrying extra weight  :

"I'm a pound or two overweight. I don't even want to get into it, it's my fault. But it just gets so annoying getting that letter every week in your mailbox."

Dude threatened to kick the Gramatica brothers arses:

   "I don't know who this kid thinks he's playing with but I'm not the most mild-tempered guy,'' Sauerbrun said. "If he would have said the wrong thing to me there's no telling what I might have done ... that kid is as big of an idiot as his brother, and I'm sure his other brother is, too. It goes right down the line.''

Sauerbrun summed it up for himself:

"I made some dumb choices and I think I've been pretty humbled through that," he said. "I feel like if this isn't a lesson learned, I'm an idiot."

However, it might be that Sauerbrun's steroids pumped up his cerebration.  According to the Sports Frog, Sauerbrun has a 'get-out-of-jail-free card from the Pats.

A Special Master ruled Wednesday punter Todd Sauerbrun is now a free agent -- available to sign with any team -- after winning a grievance that voided the New England Patriots right to match a one-year contract he recently signed with the Denver Broncos.

The failure to put the first-right-of-refusal provision in a separate attachment to the contract was the reason the Special Master ruled in favor of Sauerbrun. The case was argued in his behalf by Jeff Kessler, one of the labor lawyers who helped to write the collective bargaining agreement.

Brilliant.  Steroid Todd punts himself out of the endzone.  He is now a special free agent.

Comments

[laura]

your website is immature!

[laura]

get real!!juicer?maybe? whiner never! not todd!

[Steve W.]

Dude attacked a girl I knew.