Baseball slugger Gary Hart Barry Bonds tells the media to just watch him, as reported by the Miami Herald.
Harts Bonds monkey business is legendary now. Not only a drug cheat (anabolic steroids, modafinil, amphetamines, insulin, HGH, HCG), apparently a perjurer, a snitch (on his teammate Mark Sweeney) he is arrogant too.
''Let them investigate,'' Bonds told the slew of gathered media Tuesday as the Giants opened spring work in Scottsdale. ``Let 'em. They've been doing it this long.''
All the drugs, and all the stardom must be affecting something deep in Bond's limbic area, and frontal lobe. Why dare the media hoards? On second thought why dare the most powerful people on the planet - lawyers and biochemists, which Bonds has done in the past?
The Nation would be amazed if in the next (say) two years that a biochemist, a lawyer, or a journalist doesn't hurt Bonds badly.
So sail away Barry, join Gary with this media watch business. Dare people to find something. Lords knows there are many things to find hiding in that life of yours.
Gary and Barry, sailing off into the sunset, on Monkey Business...
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