Dick Pound must expect cliches these days. As the very public head of WADA, his name is frequently found in articles, that often use/abuse puns as headlines. The latest in his own McGill Register (Pound is the Chancellor of McGill Univ in Montreal):
Exclusive interview: Dick gets hard on drugs.
Apparently this is what Pound gets for not backing down to big name athletes. How about some others:
Pound, hit, or slam category:
Dick Pound slams NHL's drug policy
Armstrong pounds Dick Pound
NHL Pound-ed with doping allegations
Landis slams Dick Pound
Landis slams Dick Pound for remarks
Landis slams WADA's Pound
Pounding the steroids issue
Landis hits back at remarks made by WADA's Dick Pound
Genital category:
Pound told he's a dick.
Pound puts the wood to Floyd Landis
The Dick Pound
Pound to go out with a bang
Dick Pound: Someone please pound him with....Dick
Dick Pound you in the ass
Horse racing could use a Dick Pound
(OK, even the Nation) Don't screw with Dick Pound
The passions of Dick Pound
The measurement of density (ha) category
Armstrong seeking pound of flesh over doping charges
A Pound of foolishness?
And the unique, 'rhyme category:
Pound Expounded (at Rant your head off)
How about 10 ways for Dick Pound to die? (after the jump)
Top 10 Ways I'd Like to See Dick Pound Die
I know, I know - it's not nice to wish death upon people. But I'm not doing that. Everyone, Dick Pound included, is going to die someday. I'm simply compiling a list of the Top Ten ways in which I'd like to see him pass on.
It was extremely hard to limit this to ten items, by the way, so feel free to add any you think should have made the cut in the "comments" section.
Top 10 Ways I'd Like to See Dick Pound Die
10) Starving to death following bankruptcy after being forced to pay accused dopers' legal fees.
9) Surgical complications after undergoing medical procedure that has not met peer review.
8) Brain embolism and resulting hemorrhage after high profile athlete beats a dope case.
7) Beaten to death by frustrated CycleSport reporter after recycling same three soundbites for the umpteenth time.
6) Suicide after being wrongly accused of a child pornography and realizing that a "not guilty" verdict won't salvage his reputation.
5) Traffic accident while commuting between his three six-figure jobs.
4) Asthma attack; lethal because employer banned him from using a rescue inhaler.
3) Blood coagulation after being transfused with the wrong blood type due to "routine lab error".
2) Wrongly sentenced to death after prosecution witnesses are legally prevented from presenting exculpatory evidence.
1) Injected with a lethal dose of EPO by Nazi frogmen
Dick Pound. Seriously, the guy's name is Dick Pound. He is the chairman of the World Anti-Doping Agency and he is one funny mother. But with a name like, that the one thing you should never do is talk smack about someone. Unless that "someone" is a mega-pansy. This is the brilliant insight from Dick Pound concerning Floyd, written in the New York Times.
A pure heart allows all others their dance and unfolding, even if the others end their incarnation in death or disease.
Posted by: Jordan Accolades | 03/08/2011 at 21:12