It appears the entire lot of these people take steroids because each day is some new emotional roller-coaster. Madonna (we need to shower after typing that name) reportedly went roid rage when she found out A-Rod spent time with his wife, following the steroid story revelations, and didn't run for her steady guidance.
“Madge is pissed!” an inside source tells the New York Daily News. After the steroids scandal broke, “Alex ran right home to Cynthia, and to Madonna, this is the ultimate dis.”
“But Alex’s handlers want to make sure he’s as far from Madonna as possible,” the source explains. “He has enough negative publicity as it is.” (Gee, we hadn’t heard.)
Madonna might be mad at the story continuing after the jump too...
Madonna (suspected of juicing herself) comforting A-Rod is an image no person should have to endure, especially with any chance of it lingering past 1.7 seconds. Can you handle more?
While they’re apart, however, “Madonna and A-Rod have been burning up the phones, and she keeps on insisting that Jesus is just a PR stunt,” the insider relays. The disgraced Yankees slugger “says he understands, and now he’s asking her to understand that salvaging his career is his priority.”
Now that the baseball star is playing hard to get, says the source, “Madge is totally making a play to get him back. She feels like she’s losing him, but Alex is only with Cynthia for comfort.”
“Meanwhile, Madonna just wishes he had come to her. She has been the subject of negative press her whole career, and she wants to help him understand that this too shall pass.”
But absence has evidently made Madonna’s heart grow fonder: “She’s so desperate to see Alex, she’s plotting a way that they can sneak out to the Hamptons to work things out,” says the source. “She wants to have some alone time.”
What happened to the days when the biggest news was that Roger Maris's hair was dropping out under the stress of the Yankee season? That was back when men were men and baseball players were scampering under the bleachers...oh well.
Apparently A-Rod found other 'confidants' in the days prior to his steroid soliloquy. To the New York Post:
These photos show Rodriguez partying - seemingly without a care in the world - at the Aura Club at the Atlantis Resort early last Saturday.
Looks like A-Rod has made a complete recovery from those androgenic steroids.