Damn those men. Damn those husbands. Sleep all day. Watch porno. Leave the lid up and clothes on the floor. Banned Ukrainian heptathlete Lyudmila Blonska blames her coach her husband her coach her husband for her steroid mess. (to ESPN)
Blonska, who blamed her coach and husband for the positive test, also was dropped from Friday's long jump final after finishing third in qualifying earlier in the week.
The 30-year-old Blonska faces a lifetime ban for a second doping offense. She was suspended from 2003-05 for using the steroid stanozolol.
Blonska's backup "B" sample came back positive Thursday.
The IOC also reserved the right to take sanctions against Blonska's coach and husband, Sergei Blonsky. (or Sergei Bonska)
As Hillary Clinton's problems stemmed from Bill, Lyudmila's stem from Sergei:
The IOC said she expressed "shock" at the results and couldn't understand how the banned substance wound up in her system. Though she apologized and said she felt ashamed, Blonska blamed her husband, who has served as her coach for five years, for the failed doping test.
"She expressed that she trusted him to take care of her training and diet," the IOC said. "She indicated that they had expressly agreed that she would not take any prohibited substances. However, her relationship with her husband was currently conflictual."
The 'other women 'chime in:
"She doesn't deserve my thought," the Swede said. "I am just happy she got caught and is out of the sport forever."
Britain's Kelly Sotherton, who moves up to fourth in the heptathlon results, had complained for months that Blonska should be barred from the Olympics because of her previous doping record.
"It's great news, even if it's quite negative," she said. "It's great news for my event and the other girls, especially as there was a medal on the line and hopefully that's the last of her. I won't have to talk about her again or compete against her again."
Maybe Sergio just wanted to inject some spark into the marriage again...(androgens increase female libido)