Clean urine sample? Yeah...butt...the butt wedge and other devices
How many ways can an athlete -- or nonathlete -- beat the urine drug tests? Quite a few, in fact.
Devices to deliver a stream of artificial urine can divert the doping tests. Store clean urine in a bladder, keep the liquid relatively warm, use a hose to squirt the safe stuff into the collection cup, and an athlete avoids a venturous void.
The Whizzinator ranks as the most famous fake urine delivery system. Other systems exist to fake out the dope testers. Two more are the Urinator and the Butt Wedge.
The Butt Wedge, a cheeky device to beat the tests, may be off the market now. Wedge the urine bladder in your behind, run a line to the appropriate urinary 
appendage, and let her rip. Might keep your clean urine warm too.
THE WEDGE A.K.A. BUTTWEDGE, As Heard On The Howard Stern Show. Has Proven Very Effective Under All Types Of Testing Conditions. Placing THE WEDGE Between Your Butt-Cheeks. ( NOT INTERNAL SILLY ! ) Allows You To Discreetly Dispense A Friend's Clean Urine At The Correct Temperature, or Purchase Synthetic Urine Sample Below. Requires 4 ounces of urine.
If the Butt Wedge doesn't grab you, perhaps the Urinator will. A high tech device, unlike the very sexist Whizzinator, the Urinator may be adapted for female urinary systems:
The Urinator is a small electronic module that maintains liquid (water) within the correct testing temperature range for at least four hours.
The Urinator relies on the substitution method of passing a urine test, and is a fully self-contained unit. The Urinator is a thermostatically controlled state-of-the-art electronic device that uses two 9-volt batteries and a small electronic module to maintain liquid (water) within correct testing temperature range for at least four hours. When using this device in a testing situation, the water is mixed with laboratory clean concentrated synthetic urine substitute to provide the test facility with a clean toxin-free sample. The Urinator is small enough to hold in your hand and can be used many times, even shared with others.
"Shared with others"...no thanks.
The original Whizzinator reportedly will give itself away with a loud click (doesn't everyone emit a loud click when urinating?). A competitor operates in a more subtle manner.
If caught, an athlete can always go to the Ontarrio Smith 'It's my cousin's fake penis' excuse.
More facts on fake phalli here.
I actually have ordered urine over the internet and used clean urine transportation kits from PerfectUrine.com. I passed my drug test by wearing it like a belt...
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