Oh, I'm a steroid-cheater and I'm OK...MLB amnesty to drug-cheats
I'm a drug-cheat and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
[He's a drug-cheat and he's okay..He sleeps all night and he works all day]
MLB today announced that steroid and HGH users like
Paul Lo Duca and Andy Pettitte will be given amnesty
on their use of steroids and HGH as documented in the
Mitchell Report. Miguel Tajada, currently under investigation by the FBI, will
also skate on MLB suspension.
I buy HGH, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry to shoot up
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And buy some 5 cc syringes and needles
[He shoots up 'roids... He's a drug-cheat...]Did Bud Selig get snookered again by the MLBPA? When Marion Jones's teammates lost their Olympic Gold medals just for running in the same relay as a drug cheat, it appears very wimpy for the commissioner of baseball to announce that all is forgiven for MLB juicers.
I hit home rums, I skip and jump
I love to press alot of weight
I put on muscle shirts
And hang around in bars
[He shoots up 'roids...He's a drug-cheat...]Major League Baseball won't discipline players linked to steroids or performance-enhancing drugs in the Mitchell report as part of a new agreement with its union on the sport's drug policy.
Baseball and the union appointed an independent administrator and increased the frequency of testing to incorporate some of the recommendations made by former Senator George Mitchell in his December report that named almost 90 players including Cy Young award winner Roger Clemens.
New York Yankees pitcher Andy Pettitte, Houston Astros shortstop Miguel Tejada and Washington Nationals catcher Paul Lo Duca were among the active players mentioned. Mitchell advised the sport not to penalize the players.
``It is time for the game to move forward,'' Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig said in a news release. ``There is little to be gained at this point in debating dated misconduct and enduring numerous disciplinary proceedings.''
Little to gain for baseball, except integrity. Except honesty, and fair play.
I juice up on roids, I wear high heals
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a real slugger
Just like old Lou Gehrig
[He shoots up 'roids..He's a drug-cheat...]
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