GAT Rocket fuel? Jose Canseco now joins GAT as 'expert'

GAT  -- German American Technologies, one more sports supplementation clone company -- says that Jose Canseco will be coming aboard as an 'expert' in nutrition and performance.  We suppose when you market a line of me-too supplementation products that offer little or no benefit, you need some celebrity endorsements to gain an edge.  Worked for BALCO didn't it.

STAMFORD, CT--(Marketwire - March 12, 2008) -  GAT (German American Technologies) recently signed baseball superstar and fitness expert José Canseco as its newest spokesperson.  Mr. Canseco is long known for his batting prowess during a career that most sports experts reflect upon as stellar, including his well-earned MVP status.  Canseco is among the company's growing roster of athletes benefiting from use of premier GAT supplements Jetfuel, Sonic Pump, XC4 and new Testagen.

Who would these 'sports experts' be who feel Canseco's career might be 'steller'?  Mike Greenwell, who recently dissed Canseco, feeling a juicer like Canseco cheated him out of honors?

Canseco has made no secret that he believes pro-hormonal steroids are actually a natural part of a healthy bodybuilding lifestyle. As noted in part one of his autobiography, the 2005 Juiced, he credits himself with popularizing use of performance-enhancing steroids to baseball, fueling the rise to stardom of many 1990s players now regarded as legendary. His eagerly awaited, soon-to-be released part two, Vindicated, is expected to hit bookstores on opening day 2008.

Steroids aside, GAT is leveraging Mr. Canseco's expertise in sports performance and exercise on a wide spectrum of supplementation enhancements.  Charles Moser, president and CEO of GAT, states, "José Canseco has proven himself over several decades to be an able teacher about enhancing bodybuilding and fitness regimens.  He is a no-nonsense authority who has a positive insight on bodybuilding supplementation.  As a member now of our expanding TeamGAT roster, we expect José to bring a vibrant, constructive message to the global bodybuilding community and sports on the benefits of non-steroidal sports nutrition.

Has Canseco ever discussed 'pro-hormonal' steroids?   Forget these products, just eat a bunch of eggs with the 'pro-hormonal steroid' cholesterol  in abundance.

And when did Canseco prove himself to be an 'able teacher about enhanced bodybuilding and fitness regimens'?  To Roger Clemens at parties?  To Juan Gone, and to Raffy Palmeiro?

GAT is renowned world wide for its quality performance supplementation products. Its products include its flagship Jetfuel, the premier fat burner and energy booster; Testagen, its groundbreaking premium testosterone amplifier; Sonic Pump, its continuous nitric oxide booster; XC4, its superb creatine ethyl ester matrix, and Testrol, its wildly popular anabolic testosterone potency activator.

'Wildly popular anabolic testosterone potency activator'?  Let's see the research on that claim.  And if it is so wildly popular why does the company need Canseco to shill for them?