We own a rather rotund Corgi. After watching the Clemens congressional hearings yesterday, Corgi decided she wanted to lose a couple pounds, and tighten up those abs for a photo-shoot. She asked her owners for a shot of c-HGH (canine HGH).
This is the reason it is of ultimate importance Congress get to the bottom of this PED/steroid/HGH madness. Do we want our pets and our children using HGH before their photo-shoots? Do we want our teenager daughters picking their pimples and injecting HGH into their buttocks prior to senior pictures? Do we want to be hosting barbecues for our nanny prior to testifying before Congress, so we can get
her our story straight.
No we say. And no, we say to the Corgi. No c-HGH for you. What would the Queen think?