What's next? A presidential candidate taking HGH and nandrolone because the campaign trail is so grueling? The pope pumps iron with the help of B-12 and lidocaine shots?
World class artist and pianist Tzim
on Barto double parked outside the local crack house a bit too long. Cops busted him after a crack buy. However, crack wasn't the only substance that propped him up. He juiced 'roids too.
Until a week ago, Tzimon Barto was the Eustis boy who made good.
After graduating from Eustis High School in 1981, he studied for five years at the Juilliard School then spent the next two decades traveling the world as a classical pianist. He appeared at Carnegie Hall and performed with the Chicago Symphony and the Berlin Philharmonic, recording 15 albums along the way.
Then, on Jan.5, Lake County deputy sheriffs arrested Barto and charged him with cocaine possession and evidence tampering.
According to a police report, Barto drove his white Jaguar convertible to Umatilla, where he bought crack cocaine, then tried to swallow it when deputies stopped him...
Barto's relapse began with his birthday celebration and a bottle of champagne. Before he turned 45 on Jan.2, Barto had been sober since 2006. No alcohol, no steroids — which he formerly took to enhance the results of his weightlifting regimen — and, most importantly, no crack.
Rather than bench presses and wind sprints, roids must have benefited fugues and toccatas. Wonder if there will be entire chapters written now questioning whether juice can improve an allegro movement, or an adagio; that it takes basic hand-eye coordination and tonal skills rather than Winny to produce a great minuet.
Whatever, all juicers are trying to get largo.
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