Add your comments below. The Nation gets first pick.
1. Al Davis. Definitely on 'roids. Winnie we think. We would suggest going to HGH to stop aging.
2. Redskins owner Daniel Snyder. Not on 'roids. On stupid pills.
3. How about Isiah Thomas? What's he smoking?
4. Iowa basketball coach Steve Alford? (I put that in there for you Eric). He has got to be doing sometime offensive, since his motion offense isn't. (oops they won last night)